PJCarucci

I chose a Jester because Jesters are funny and so am I.

//**__About my Jester__**//

Name:'Bambo'

Age:19

Gender:male

Marital Status:single

Location:Naples,Italy

Religion:Catholic

Role in Feudal Society:lord

Reason:works for the king, rules over knights and serfs

Activities:entertainment, taking a music class

Interests:pointy shoes, pointy hats, costumes, entertaining the king, music, pie

Education Level: high

Occupation (job): to entertain the king, or anyone else with high authority



A Day In The Life Of Bambo The Jester

7:00 -Woke up. Woke up all the servants in the castle. 8:30 -Went to kitchens to eat breakfast, made by Asher Beglar. Stale corn bread. Again. 9:00 -Put on costume. Stretched and worked out. 10:00 -Went to throne room to greet the king. Thought of funny things to do for the king on the way. 10:30 -Got to throne room a few minutes before the king did. Greeted him with a joke. 11:00 -Realised I forgot all my equipment. Told the king I was doing a magic trick, and that he had to close his eyes and count to 1,000,000,000. Ran to my room to get my stuff. 11:30 -Got back to the throne room. Blew my trumpet into the king's ear when he got to 1,000,000,000. Stood on a tall stick while juggling and telling jokes to entertain the king. Also did other entertainment of no particular interest at the moment. 4:30 -Prepared for big dinner party for the king to sign peace treaty with the king of Spain. 5:00 -Ate dinner with over 50 people, and I only knew a few of them. Told all my best jokes. 6:30 -Went out to the streets wearing ragged clothes to pretend to be a beggar for extra money. But the only people I saw was other beggars, and I didn't get any money. 7:00 -Went back to castle for my payment. Just 1 gold coin. Threw gold coin out the window to see how many people would notice. 7:30 -Went to get my gold coin after no one noticed. 8:00 -Went to bed and read a book for an hour or two, then said my nighttime prayers.

 **B** eing a jester sure can be fun. I get freedom of speech, which means I can say whatever I want about anyone I want and I don't get in trouble. (I take advantage of it a lot.) I also get paid AND get free food,which is pretty great. And I'm a lord, which is really lucky, because I was a peasant just a few years ago.

But being a jester can be pretty bad, too. Like when I need to advise the king sometimes. It requires a lot of thinking, and I don't think it should be part of my job. I also have to be ready for any entertainment the king wants. Juggling, joke-telling, acrobatics, music, and magic are just a few kinds of entertainment I have to do every day.

It would be nice to get away from all that stuff. If I were a king, people would jest for ME, not the other way around. Plus, I would have a shiny crown and lots of money. And Asher Beglar would give me better food and Chucky A. Meat wouldn't have cut off my toes. I would also have access to any amount of anything that I wanted. I would also have servants to do everything for me.

But being a king also has its disadvantages. Like always having to make everyone happy, even though you probably don't even know most of them. Or when someone messes up, they can always find a way to blame you for it. And the WORST thing is always worrying about protecting the entire kingdom, because if you don't do that, people won't be loyal to you.

__//My Jester is Most Like...//__
The qualities my Jester possesses are all entertaining things, like acrobatics or joke-telling. Although Bambo is not yet skilled at music, he can still do things like juggling, magic, and he can do tricks. Bambo is also the second smartest person in the kingdom,the first being the king.

__//My Jester is Most Like...//__

__//The Man Whose Name is...//__

 __//Coming Right After This Sentence...//__ 

=JACK BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =

This is because Jack Black is always making funny jokes when he's acting, just like Bambo. And Jack Black is also moderately smart, just like Bambo. Another thing is that Jack Black can juggle and do magic tricks, too.

But Jack Black isn't COMPLETELY like Bambo. He can't do acrobatics or tricks, and he isn't very good at telling jokes. Also, Jack Black is famous because he was in a lot of movies, and Bambo is famous for being the funniest person in the kingdom.