Max+Krinsky

I chose the Jester b ecause I am funny just like the Jester.

About m y Jester.

Name: Wellid Forlogs. Age: 24. Gender: Male. Marital Status: Single. Location: London, England. Religion: Catholic. Role in Feudal Society: Medium class. Reason: The Jester is medium class because the Jester has a lot to do with the king such as acting for him, playing insrtuments for him, and making him laugh. Activities: Entertaining the King and making him laugh. Interests: Comedy, music, gymnastics and acting. Education Level: Comedian school. Occupation (job): Entertainer.

A day in the life of my Jester, Wellid Forlogs


MORNING

I woke up at 9:15am and I put on my checker colored clothes that are supposed to help me look silly to make Flohomid Al Brosif laugh. By 9:30am I go eat breakfast. I usually eat with the Knights and the Wizards we chat about yesterday's events. I like my eggs over easy with a side of mutton. Sometimes there's goats milk and I really like that. A lot of the Knights and Wizards have families, but I don't so as soon as their children start running around, I excuse myself. After breakfast, I am still a little bit tired so I take a 30 minute nap. At 10:00am I go for a jog seven times around the castle. After that, at 10:30am I practice my gymnastics with my trainer Olga for an hour and a half. I have to stay in shape because t he king likes his tricks to be performed with skill. Olga is not only a trainer but she is a good person to socialize with.

AFTERNOON

At 12:00pm it's lunch time. I have lunch with the King and his court. It's alway's a fine time. There's always plenty of mutton, rabbit, oxen and turkey. We eat, drink and be merry. All of the King's friends and family are there. The Queen, princess, prince, the Kings favorite Knights, some big land owners, and sometimes even the falconer is there. It's a party that lasts till 3:00pm. Often I will be asked to tell jokes, do magic tricks and entertain everyone. Then I walk back to my room i n the castle and take another nap until 5:00pm. I must get ready for dinner. I stretch, do my warm-ups and put on my Jester costume. At 6:00pm I walk through the courtyard to dinner in the main dining room of the castle.

NIGHT

I arrive at 6:15pm. I make my way around the room telling jokes and perfoming magic tricks for the King's friends, family and associates. At 7:30pm the King makes his grand entrance and dinner is served. We all dine on fish, fowl, meats, vegatables and spices that the knights bring back from their travels. The King starts conversations with who he wants to hear from. We eat, drink and share stories. At 9:00pm it is showtime. The King sends me to the stage and I perform 90 minutes of tricks, jokes and story telling. The joke that the King really liked was: "Why did the 5 year old cross the playground. To get to the other slide." If the King is in a good mood I will make fun of him and do an impression of him. I must be very careful when I choose to do this, because if I misjudge his mood he will have my head chopped off. I've never had my head chopped off yet. At 10:30pm more refreshments and many of the guests will come back stage to congragulate me and chat. At 11:30pm I walk back home and go to bed.

I wish I we re an Artist

Being a Jester is really fun. The advantages I get for being a Jester are getting to entertain the King by doing a lot of fun stuff such as playing instruments for him, making him laugh, acting, doing tricks and even doing gymnastics for him. I like how the Jester is supposed to be really athletic because he has to do gymnastics for the King. Another avantage is that I am a funny person just like the Jester can be to the King. The rights for the Jester are getting sleep, eating, having freedom of speech and wear silly clothes which no one else can do.

The disadvantages are that I must be there when ever the King wants me. Also. If i'm not funny or say the wrong thing I could die. That makes it really hard to be a Jester. I am responsible for the entertainment of the King and his guests. This is not an easy thing to do.

Sometimes I think I would rather be an Artist than a Jester because I love to draw. Some advantages for the Artist are that he gets time to work on drawings, paintings and sometimes sculptures. The Artist mostly does not have a deadline. If he needs more time to finish a project the King will give it to him. He can decide what to do with his day, he doesn't really have a daily schedule. The Artist has the rights to have the best art supplies, models and soace to work in. The King even sends him travelling around the world to study with the best Artists.

One of the disadvantages are is if the Artist paints a bad picture he could be killed. Another is he must paint exactly what the King tells him to paint, not just whatever is on his mind. He is responsible for putting on the canvas whatever the King tells him to. He is also responsible for understanding what the King wants to see in a work of art and doing it correctly.


 * //__Modern day knight__// // (Dane Cook) //**

My Jester is a really nice person, exagerates a lot, is generous, sarcastic, very funny, a great athlete and knows the coolest magic tricks. My Jester is nice because he gives people a lot of compliments. One example of his sarcasm is that some of the people excluded him from a game called "game ball" he said "you're nice". The reason he is generous is for example, he gave a hungry hard working peseant his lunch. My Jester is funny because he tells the King a lot of jokes that make the King laugh. The reason my Jester is a great athlete is because he has to practice his gymnastics which gets him in shape. And finally, my Jester knows amazing magic tricks. For example he asked the King to pick a card and when he did my Jester took his card shuffled all the cards and threw them up in the air and then he picked up the card that the King had.

Dane Cook is a comedian that entertains people that come to his shows. My Jester and Dane Cook are similar because they are both very funny people. They both are in tune with what people are thinking. This makes it easier for them to make their audiences laugh. They both are smart, witty and know how to deliver a joke with expert timing. As a result they both get invited to the coolest parties.

While Dane Cook is talented, if he offends the audience they just won't come to his next show. However, if the jester says the wrong thing at the wrong time he could lose his life. The Jester plays for keeps. Dane Cook, being in the modern era attracts people to his shows who want to hear what he has to say. The Jester is limited to what he can say depending on the audience and the King's mood. This is much more difficult of a task. The fact that the Jester is still alive only proves how talented he is at reading the audience and delivering a great show every single time. If the Jester were alive today, clearly, he would be the most popular performer in the world.